Lovage

Ladies Love Chest Rockwell

"People want to know what's the secret to Chest Rockwell's ability to pick up all these beautiful women. Is it your good looks ? Is it that big bulge in your pants ? Could be that fancy car you drive ? That I at least change every other year, but you don't need to know that. I say, look, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. My man, Nathaniel Merriweather, you know, little running buddy from Handsome Boy Modelling School, made this thing called Music to make Love to your old Lady by . Barry White used to work. Shoot, even Abba used to work the way I was doing my thing. But man, you put this on and the hos just go wild. I'm telling you, Music to make Love to your old Lady by . You know, you try cognac. Even try giving her some weed. Shoot, you might even try ecstasy. But ain't no shit ecstasy until you try Music to make Love to your old Lady by ."

I was driving in my car, late at night all alone
Then you stopped me, askin' for a ride
There you were, on your own
Now ask me why do I feel my heart's on fire
Ask me why do I feel this strange desire
Ask me why do I feel like I'm falling

Workin' your greasy spoon / Jukebox playing my tune
Thinking I'm gettin' your room / Blowin' up your balloon
Playin' you like a bassoon / But if I only knew
What we were driving to / I wouldn't have let you fill my tank

I pulled into your truck stop / And I'm sleeping on the asphalt
18-wheeling and siphon gas / And I'm feeling you're my big 10-4

Now ask me why do I feel my heart's on fire
Ask me why do I feel this strange desire
Ask me why do I feel like I'm falling

My inner demons compel me to be here
Your cheeks are flushed like rose petals
You're consumed with rage
And I'm consumed with you

Eyes intertwined through the haze
Intoxicated by your bloodshot stare
In all my dreams, I never thought I'd see
A face that could launch a thousand ships

And the music was like wind in your hair
The moonlight caressed your silhouette
Kiss of ocean mist is in the air
Why must God punish me this way

They tell me thine the next move is yours
As you undress me with those frozen eyes
In all my dreams, I never thought I'd see
An endless love to shake my being again

And the music was like wind in your hair
The moonlight caressed your silhouette
Kiss of ocean mist is in the air
Why must God punish me this way

Happiness is hard to come by
But I've had my fair share
The satin sheets, the lone heels
The monarchies, the major pills
We've climbed the mountain, saw the top
And planted the apple seed
And can't you see we could have had it all

And the music was like wind in your hair
The moonlight caressed your silhouette
Kiss of ocean mist is in the air
Why must God punish me

And the music was like wind in your hair
Tumbled light caressed your tears away
Kiss of ocean mist is in the air
Why must God punish me this way

When a man needs a woman’s love so much
It can be a beautiful love story
But not all love is beautiful
This is the strangest music to make love to
Passion filled rendezvous
Heart wrenching goodbyes
A memory of love
This is the way I always wanted it to feel like
It won’t be
Not as long
As long as you insisted on living in the past
Cause that’s pain
I don’t care who you are
It takes so many things to make love last
But most of all it takes respect
And I can’t live with a man I don’t respect.
No wonder your upset
She’s lovely
He’s quite the man about town
There’s one song in particular he used in his umm
Campaign
The phone bill is going to be enormous you know
Everyone has a summer they remember

"I feel as though you shouldn't get involved in an intimate relationshsip until you are emotionally mature enough to handle it totally. Able to cope with your feelings and your sexuality without guilt, inhabition or phoniness, but with love, tenderness and honesty."

Things were disappearing in my neighborhood
Once again somebody was up to no good
I saw that you were wanted
But not like I wanted you
And that's when I knew I had to be with you
That's when I knew if I didn't I'd be thru
To end my grief I'd have to catch a thief
Your love is my relief / My love is your relief

Come into my window / It's open every night
That's where I'll be waiting / I'll keep off all the lights
I'm lying on my bed / Crown jewels on my head

I'd never give you up / So come in from the cold my turtle dove
I'd hide you from the cops / Don't be frightened now my love
I'll take a life of crime / All to make you mine

Come in off that roof top/ You're so handsome dressed in black
Seen you in the shadows / Like to see you on your back
Take this precious treasure / And I will treasure you

We'll run away my dear / Someplace special, have no fear
We'll even change our names / We'll be kinky, we'll be strange
I'll take a life of crime / All to make you mine
All to catch a thief / Your love is my relief
My love is your relief / Your love is my relief
My love is your relief / All to catch a thief

"I don't dig a lot of the establishment. Well, your ideas and values, they may work for you but they don't all work for me. As far as I'm concerned, some are with it and, well, some aren't."

"Mmm, that's a hard one to say. It's hard to say, I'd say : wash your ass every day, wash your whole body every day, and brush your breath at least 2 or 3 times a day, with your teeth. And then, you know, wash that face."

"Do any of these things prevent venereal disease besides the rubbers ?"

"Carry some of your herbal or salt or pepper around in your pocket, stuff with it, open up in your pocket, and get mixed up with your lint cotton. Don't mess with the flavor 'cause when you take the herb and put it in your mouth, then you gonna be eating something, then you got little strings of lint pullin' on your teeth. So you just take it out there and use the string for flossing."

"That's... that's far out. What do you feel is the best way to... to keep from getting a... a chick pregnant ? I mean... I mean, what do you do ?"

"Well, you need different pairs of socks. You know, sometimes you need the colored socks. That's if you're gonna wear one pair of socks to hide your dirt. Every... every other couple of days. I mean, you wear the white socks. You could probably wear them one or 2 days until you try to walk around and they get caught in the carpet. Then the dirt used up from the carpet gets up into the sock so you get the little black spots on the side or you can go and get you know the different other types of socks they made for shoes but then they get funky and your feet start sweating and stuff, or you can get sweat socks that grab the sweat so they won't be funk and you get the powder into, put it in so you won't get the funk or the funky feet or that little feet and the stink is you have to be the funk 'cause when you die you go back to the funk and if you got sock funk you got to be funky 'cause it stinkin or something ran up in your ass and just died."

You and me are a disease / And the germs are spreading
Use me like Listerine / Keepin' your breath fresher
Feel the stroke of your paintbrush / On my blank sheet of paper
I'm your book of the month / Read the fine print later

We'll live in love for a little while
You are the bitter / I am the sweet
I drove the fits in some other light
You are the griddle / I am the meat
I'll turn on the power like the electric company
You are the bitter / I am the sweet
Flick of the switch, light the pilot light
You are the griddle / I am the meat

We'll laugh away our golden years
You are the bitter / I am the sweet
We'll line the clouds with silver tears
You are the griddle / I am the meat

You are the bitter / I am the sweet
You are the griddle / I am the meat
You are the trick / I am the treat
You are the circus / I am the freak

After all our dreams went down
Sinking 'fore our very eyes
Still echoing the sound
Of the frozen dreadful cries
Witnessed the passing of our only loves
Lose the battle to the sea
Why did you choose my only love
It could have easily been me
But it seems there was some other plan
One I don't care to understand
In the refuge of these foreign arms
I could find the holy land
How can it be, that we
Defy this tragedy
Find this lifeboat in the dark
Is it wrong that we could come together
Veiled in sorrow, bare a spark
In our soaking desperation
The truest thing we'd ever known
But to admit that to the world would be blasphemy
Just a shell we had outgrown
How can it be, that we
Defy this tragedy
Find this lifeboat in the dark
Is it wrong that we could come together
Veiled in sorrow, bare a spark

Pardon me Sir / Is this seat taken
I overheard you say / Not stirred but shaken
And I could really throw one back
Such thirst doesn't always permit for tact
So, if you would Sir, pardon me
A stiff one is my specialty

Oh, you're very charming Sir / No, here's to you
I don't want to know your name or what you do
I know, here's to strangers on a train

Oh, I think we're going faster
From the mountains to the pasture
Just look at that scenery / It's lovely

I really like to ride the train
Especially when I forget where I'm going
I really like the way it feels
Motion, heavy wheels

As the raging sparks are flying
From the wounded rails still crying
Battling the scenery / It's lovely

I really like to ride the train
Especially when I forget where I'm going
I really like the way it feels
Motion, heavy wheels / Molten metal

Oh I'd better go
This is my station you know, and
I've had a lovely time
The pleasure's mine / All mine

"Ole English Lovage Alcoholic Cordial. Savour the old English cordial originally distilled from Devon herbs and spices. Using the secret recipe handed down for generations, and still one of Devon's most popular imbibes. Traditionally drunk : 2 parts Lovage to 1 part brandy as a soothing winter warmer, but if you want something a little more explicite, we recommend 2 parts Hennessey to 1 part Lovage. Enjoy, baby..."

Damn, I need you now... Can you make me come...
Feel the fire, feel my love inside you, so bright
There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
Wrap your legs around me and ride me tonight

I'm a man / I'm a goddess
I'm a man / I'm a virgin
I'm a man / I'm a blue movie
I'm a man / I'm a bitch
I'm a man / I'm a geisha
I'm a man / I'm a little girl
And we'll make love together

"Why does man go to hooker. First of all because he quite often is not all that happy and sexual satisfied at home. His wife won't perform all the activities he has in mind. And most of all, oral sex is a taboo. The woman would say 'what do you think I am, a whore, I don't want to do that.'"

Slip and slide in your wet you like to feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man / I'm a boy
I'm a man / I'm your mother
I'm a man / I'm a one night stand
I'm a man / I'm a bi
I'm a man / I'm your slave
I'm a man / I'm a little girl
And we'll make love together

Skin to skin, oh ! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in the magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man / I'm a teaser
I'm a man / I'm a virgin
I'm man / I'm a one night stand
I'm a man / I'm a drug
I'm a man / Well, I'm your slave
I'm a man / I'm a dream to find
I'm a man / and we'll make love together

I'm a man / I'm a goddess
I'm a man / I'm a hooker
I'm a man / I'm a blue movie
I'm a man / I'm a slut
I'm a man / Well, I'm your babe
I'm a man / I'm a dream divine
And we'll make love together

We'll make love together
We'll make love together
We'll make love together
We'll make love together

Fuckin piece of shit
One little two little three little indians
Suck it firehose

Monsieur Dan, can I come with you
As you both look awfully kind
This alley and me are thru
Let me tell you what I've got in mind
I'll sing to you my mewing song
Looks like you both could use a pet
And purr my purr all night long
I think a pussy's your best bet

Stroke that shiny coat / Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that, it's a start / Only for the wild at heart
Stroke that shiny coat / Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that shiny coat / Stroking's what it's all about

My tail alone could tell you tales
It's got a life all of its own
Watch it move just like a sail
Sail you to the twilight zone
I love to lap a spot of cream
And I assure you that I'm neat
But you never know what you can expect
When a pussy is in heat

I like to watch, if you don't mind
Every sphinx knows how to pass the time
Your little love nest suits me well
Let me show you how to cast a spell

Flowers on your grave / I never loved you
Flowers on your grave / I never touched you
I've been at your grave / Never knew you cared
Flowers on your grave

Little buttercups and wild daisies
By the lily pond, remember baby
Blowing dandelions / My only wish is you

Sitting on a cold slab
Feeling my warm stuff
You know I'll be missing you
That's why I'm kissing you

Flowers on your grave / I never loved you
Flowers on your grave / I never touched you
I've been at your grave / Too late, too late
Flowers on your grave

Little buttercups and wild daisies
By the lily pond, remember baby
Blowing dandelions / My only wish is you

I look funny all dressed in black
My wet handkerchief won't bring you back
Now they're lowering you down
You feel me from underground

Flowers on your grave / I never loved you
Flowers on your grave / I never touched you
I've been at your grave / Never knew you cared
Flowers on your grave

Little buttercups and wild daisies
By the lily pond, remember baby
Blowing dandelions / My only wish is you

You are the lucky one
I hope you've had your fun
For all those nights, I set you free
Tonight you'll remember me

Flowers on your grave / I never loved you
Flowers on your grave / I never touched you
I've been at your grave / Too late, too late
Flowers on your grave